Worst insight into an eccentric mind

Deliciously weird as always, celebrated lunatic Quentin Tarantino accepted the award for Best Screenplay for a Motion Picture for Django Unchained, thanking his own "creative process" and his lowly actor's contributions to his brilliance: "I don't want your input... when I read my scenes I hear them through your ears." That may be the best thing he's written in recent years and not since Clint Eastwood's chair speech have we seen such a convoluted message of "thanks." How do you possibly top that...?