Worst dress code

This is the first year that CBS has cracked down on risqué celeb fashion with an anti-J. Lo dress code. Boo. The network issued a wardrobe guide for everyone appearing on camera on Sunday night, the best part of which deals with indecency:

"Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible 'puffy' bare skin exposure..."