Best turtlenecks: Ty Burrell and Julia Bowen

After LMFAO's vaguely lascivious opening medley (featuring a dancing zebra and tear-away pants), Billboard Music Awards hosts Modern Family (or 'America's whitest surburban pretend couple') couple Ty Burrell and Julie Bowen warmed up the crowd with three expletive-laced music videos that contained the meme-ready phrase 'adorable koala.' While their attempts and hip-hop and country were pretty standard, they upped the creepy factor by wearing purple and red turtlenecks to sing a heavily-bleeped children's song.