David Hasselhoff - The Hoff at 60
The Hoff isn't dressed for Halloween; he's in costume for his role in 1994 movie, The Ring of Musketeers. In this infamous update, John Smith D'Artagnan (David Hasselhoff), Peter Porthos, Burt Aramis and Anne-Marie Athos solve modern crimes with a combination of technology and old-fashioned artistry and skill. It's as terrible as it sounds, which makes it essential viewing. Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds, it ain't.
Hoff-ism: "I'd love to appear in an Ibsen play, or maybe do some Shakespeare."