Best use of three seashells
Did you think Lady Gaga would be performing the Abramovic Method as the award show opener? You thought wrong as Mother Monster kicked off the night in a square, white nun's habit to a chorus of boos. Not real boos, just pre-recorded ones that she turned into a chorus of "Applause." Gaga then whisked off her flying nun getup to reveal a sparkly leotard, eventually stripping down, piece by piece, until all that was left was a string seashell bikini. Well they did say viewer discretion is advised.