Tom Green and Drew Barrymore

A gross-out, weirdo comedian whose most famous piece of creative output is the tastefully-titled Freddy Got Fingered? Now there's a catch for Hollywood's favourite girl-next-door.

Maybe she did love his performance in the aforementioned film, or perhaps more realistically she was just on the rebound from her first marriage. Whatever it was, it didn't last long. The couple divorced after just a year of blissful matrimony.