Best opening monologue

We were all wondering if host Kevin Hart would go there, and heck yes, did he go there. Hart's biggest prey was the currently feuding Drake and Chris Brown. Trying to nip their beef in the bud, the comic suggested that the reason the pair were arguing was because Drake was from Canada and, instead of launching THAT bottle at Brown's head, he was just trying to hit the recycling bin. Next on Hart's list was Kristen Stewart, but rather than sinking teeth into the trampire, he urged people to forgive her. Finally, Hart also commended Frank Ocean for coming out, while the camera panned to Andy Samberg for some reason...