Best synopsis of a movie we really want to see

Anne Hathaway and Hugh Jackman shared the stage to introduce the upcoming lifetime achievement award and plug their movie Les Mis, which, unless you've been living in Jean Valjean exile, they're both in. During their brief speech, the pair posed an alternative plot/synopsis for their happy-go-lucky film, which goes a little something like this:

"Wolverine is being chased by Gladiator. Catwoman gets knocked up, and for some ungodly reason goes to see Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter, and Borat. Then Wolverine agrees to raise Catwoman's baby. And she grows up to star in Mamma Mia!" Crushed it!