Best climactic downpour
Undoubtedly the most ceremonious moment of the KCAs is the slimy finale, the honour of which went to Favourite Male Buttkicker of the night, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, for that terrible movie Journey 2: The Mysterious Island. Maybe this is why kids shouldn't be given a choice until they reach the age of majority? Anyway, to present the final blimp to The Rock, Duhamel and Nick Cannon zip-lined to the stage in sumo-wrestling getups, just before fountains and mountains of slime poured out across the stage. Slime, slime, slime everywhere. Mixing with Ke$ha's glitter, engulfing A-listers and causing an occupational hazard for even the most seasoned Ghostbuster. And that kids, is how we end the 2013 Kids Choice Awards.