California Gurls will melt your popsicle
We can all remember the first time we witnessed Katy Perry spraying an army of gummy bears with her chest cannons in her hyper-sexual video for California Gurls. The bubblegum battle was epic and the end result was one of the best summer songs of all time (Billboard will back us on that). But Perry's candy creamed adventure left some with a bad toothache, as Solange Knowles tweeted that the west coast anthem "is like kiddie porn though. All them damn colors, candy and sh** . . . and then daisy dukes, breast shooting cream..." Um Solange, didn't your older sis BeyoncÃ© dedicate an entire song to jelly and booties?