Worst: Shirtless Jacob (New Moon)
New Moon marked the real start of the Team Jacob/Team Edward dichotomy. Key to that is the scene where Bella jets off on Jacob's motorcycle in a bid to see Edward, who appears to her in moments of danger. Of course she tumbles ass over teakettle and bangs her head on a rock. With her head cut, Jacob chivalrously doffs his T-shirt and uses it to staunch the bleeding... revealing his six-pack at the same time. "What are you staring at" Jacob asks the stunned Bella. Strangely, the teenaged audience I saw this with didn't hear my sniggers above their hoots of approval.